Sigmund Freud: So, Mr. Assange, you are ze most awesome sing of 2010, I have been told.
Julian Assange: Well, in fact…
Freud: Vell, not you literally, I mean WikiLeaks, your brainchild, is ze most awesome sing.
Assange: Well, yes, but WikiLeaks actually originated in 2006. So to what extent it is a *thing* of 2010 might be debatable.
Freud: You have authority issues, no?
Assange: Do you want to go there, Dr. Freud? After all, who invented the fetish, you or I?
Freud [chuckles]: And ver would ze Internet be vissout fetishes?
Assange: My vote for most awesome thing of 2010 would have to be either Janelle Monáe or the headscratcher.
Assange: That springy metal thing that looks like a cross between a spider and a tiara. God.
Freud: Of course.
Assange: Seriously. Give it a go.
Freud: I have my pipe.
Assange: A headscratcher is better.
Freud: Even wiss an oral fixation?