“Honey, wake up. There’s some guy here to see you, something with G.”
“What?”
“Just get up. He’s waiting in the kitchen.”
“Gah.”
[goes to kitchen]

“Good morning. I am from the Gideons.”
“Huh?”
“People often don’t remember.”
“The who?”
“You have an account open with us.”
“I what?”
“I’m here about a Bible. Two, to be precise.”
“Gideon… wait…”
“Yes, the Bible people.”
“What account?”
[Removes clipboard from attach