Cast: Man, in his fifties, white hair (mad-scientist-style), beard, wearing paint-spattered pants, white dress shirt stained with silver nitrate solution, rubber gloves (also stained), protective goggles over glasses, and a head lamp (LED with red filter). Woman, in her twenties, whom man has known since she went to school with his daughter, wearing whatever women in their twenties wear.
Woman: (rings doorbell) [Insert doorbell sound effect here]
Man: (comes around corner from back yard) Oh hi. Beta’s out for a walk with her mom. Dunno when they’re going to be back. You can wait for them if you want, or I can give her a message.
Woman: Hi! She was going to loan me a backpack. I can come back later.
Man: Ok. I’ll tell her you stopped by. See you. (goes back to messing around with antique camera in back yard)
Woman: Ok. Bye. (leaves)