Write a story or poem incorporating the following phrases*:

• Flat sourdough loaf (it could be the name of a western town)
• Careers in zymurgy
• Sometimes you’re the
• translate behold the smart irishman into latin
• a lady of leisure limerick
• bifurcated sleep pattern
• head scratcher
• flounder facts
• flounder jokes
• condolezza rice tits
• what is inkblot plate iii
• great white whale facts

*what was life like before we had search results? I can’t remember.

OTOH, this makes me question the sense of writing a blog at all.