Writing prompt

Write a story or poem incorporating the following phrases*:

  • Flat sourdough loaf (it could be the name of a western town)
  • Careers in zymurgy
  • Sometimes you’re the
  • translate behold the smart irishman into latin
  • a lady of leisure limerick
  • bifurcated sleep pattern
  • head scratcher
  • flounder facts
  • flounder jokes
  • condolezza rice tits
  • what is inkblot plate iii
  • great white whale facts

*what was life like before we had search results? I can’t remember.

OTOH, this makes me question the sense of writing a blog at all.