We got some money. We bought a woodstove and an axe and wood with the money, with exactly enough left to pay bills.
This morning when I went downstairs to make coffee, the thing we hang coats from had broken in half in the night (and was lying on the floor with all our coat) so now we need a new one of those. I couldn’t talk Alpha into a board with pegs sticking out.
What does furniture do while we sleep?