We fight crime

She’s a hot librarian by day, a 3-gallon can of hi-gloss avocado latex paint by night. He’s a three-foot length of garden hose and a golf ball. We fight crime!

3 responses to “We fight crime

  1. Cut it out! You’re hurting me!

  2. No effing kidding.
    ow, my squiddly spooch

  3. He’s a fuzzy techno puppet, I’m a Hellenic amulet. We fight crime!