We’re all sitting around the table eating chicken breast, vegetables and japanese rice. The cats are begging.
Alpha: “Aw, give the cats something.”
Miguel: “I’ll give them a knuckle sandwich.”
Alpha: “You have a little thing sticking out the side there, give that to the cat.”
Gamma: “Daddy has a little thing sticking out the front, too. Bwahahahaha!”
Beta: “Bwahahahahaha.”
Alpha: “Bwahahahahaha.”
Miguel: [sigh]
Chicken with Gamma
Posted in Feral Living
Was it a spork in the shape of a bishop?
Bwahahahahhahahaha!
Time to get a dog, dude. Preferably a male one so you’re not quite so outnumbered.
I assume, Chris, you are recommending a male dog? Because, the last time I checked, they come in both male and female.
Huh? Yeah- a male dog. I read that back three times and it still makes sense to me… sorry if I offended anyone by it. I was just givin’ a shout out for the brotherhood… Plus, it seemed an interesting way to keep the kitties amused :)
They’d have him castrated and wearing a sweater by the time I got home from work. In the village where we live, the mayor is a woman. The elementary school principal is a woman, as are all the teachers. The doctor is a woman. The local shop is run by women. Women run the local swimming pool. So in a way it’s not a bad place to be raising girls.
And yet, and yet…
I originally posted this because I thought it was sweet, you know, Gamma’s first dirty joke. I thought it was pretty good for 4 and a half.
Gamma is awesome.
I imagine her wearing her wings and waggling her finger at you as she tells her dirty joke.