We’re about two weeks, just a couple decent catastrophes — asteroid strike, plague, ice age, starlet die-off — from hunting and gathering. Our so-called “civilization” is that fragile, buddy, and don’t you forget it.
Two weeks of collapse, then the milk-man stops coming around. No more junk mail. Heating with the last of the firewood, then the furniture. Two weeks, then all the meat in the stores is spoiled. All the good cereal is off the shelves. The bananas are brown — although the genetically-modified tomatoes still look fine, until you slice one open and red mush oozes out.
Two weeks in a nice warm house until thick-necked thugs come around and kick you out. Two weeks until you realize maybe a gun would have been a good idea because all you have in the cellar is a pointy stick and how much game you going to catch with that? It’s too dull to stick into an animal, even if you could sneak up on one.
No, you’re reduced to running over animals with the car, until you run out of fuel.
“What, dad, dog again?”
“You think you’re unhappy, you should have seen the lady on the other end of the leash.”
“Save me any?”
“Nah, she was way too lean.”
Two weeks, and you’re trying to explain to someone not only what a blog was, but what the Internet was.
“What, you mean you wrote hundreds of pages of wonderful texts? So where are they?”
“Eh, stored on servers somewhere in California, I believe.”
“California, I heard of that.”
“Stored in the form of magnetic patterns or something.”
“Hey, nice stick.”