Believe it or not, Scarlett Johansson reads blogs. Including Metamorphosism.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t get hold of Scarlett, so I can only assume she reads Metamorphosism. When I go through the referrer stats, it sure looks like she could be in there.

But she’s a busy woman. Maybe she’s busy promoting that Vermeer movie she’s in. I really want to see that. She’s got a couple projects in pre-production as well. Maybe she’s working on them.

Mail me, Scarlett, if you happen to read this. Also: send me a picture of your shoes.