Breakfast

Bread: Some sort of tangy whole wheat, fresh, two of three ununiform slices self-sliced with large, serrated breadknife. Gave wife middle slice to ensure that she didn’t get an end piece that had been sort of dessicated by exposure to air, which she does not like.
Butter: Still hard from the fridge, thickly sliced. Thick in the way that used to horrify me after I’d first come here, thinking, I’ll never eat butter that way, my heart hurts just looking at it. Thick like cheese. The things you get used to.
Honey: Large jar from Carinthia. Dipped out and spread on the butter with butter knife.
Coffee: with some milk that was past expiration date but still good, I checked.
Pear: shared with her – I cored, she sliced.
Miscellaneous: one multiple vitamin pill, for the hell of it.

Afterwards: tossed out compostable garbage. Garbage can was frozen shut, but opened after brief fight. That’s still better than the way it can be in mid-summer. Car started up, but sounds like battery might not make it through the winter.

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Home today with Gamma, who’s ill. Basically your dry cough and elevated body temperature. I jokingly promised to read a hundred stories to her today. Have about half a dozen to go. More tomorrow.

Very cold again today, but mink oil is keeping the car doors from freezing so far.

How to open frozen car doors

Around this time of year, variations of that phrase in the title are our top search referrer here. Today it was -10 degrees Celsius at my house and yes, the sliding door on the right side of my Dobl

The Gottman Constant

This is actually useful, if you’re in a relationship. You should read this.

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How to skate

When ice-skating with a child, and the child keeps falling down, let it. It has to get a feel for it. For falling down, for getting back up. At most, hold its hand. At very most, keep it from falling down by holding it up by the hand. Help it back up, again by its hand.

Do not attempt to catch it by the hood of its coat, because this may result in ripping said hood off the coat, and cost you an hour squinting, threading needle and sewing said hood back on before mom comes home from business trip.

Snow today, and/or black ice.