Beta works at a government ministry in Vienna. Yesterday she told me her boss told her another staff member at the ministry took a picture of our tortoise, which had escaped, and was, I guess, on a sidewalk here in our village, and posted the picture to Facebook prior to secretly returning the tortoise to its flowerbed.
I guess that’s why he is a boss at a ministry, guy knows EVERYTHING.
Also, the staff member is KEVIN BACON.
Apparently it wasn’t her boss, it was an apprentice. But otherwise.