Two tubes talking

deep inside an old radio
glowing faintly
a tube says, about
that meme you sent.
so true.
you can’t go around the anger
you have to go through it
feel it
yeah, says the other tube
also glowing faintly
a glow that starts out orange at the bottom
blue at the top
yeah.
listen to music that makes you mad
feel the anger, says the first tube
i’m mad at the car dealer, says the second
tube
maybe i’ll scream at him tomorrow
pick out songs that make you feel sad
and angry
and happy
and listen to them
you have to get out of your head,
says the first tube
and into your body

Rorschach Inkblot Test Secret Correct Answers

You have no doubt read of the controversy over a Canadian psychologist posting the Rorschach inkblot plates to Wikipedia. The Wikipedia page is currently locked down, but in case you need to take this test and the psychology industry’s attempts at censorship win out, I’m posting the answer list here:

meaning

Plate 1: Ganesha fighting over a dress with Babar (50% off).

Plate 2:

Plate 2: Clown being drowned by his evil Doppelgänger in icy pond.

Plate 3:

Plate 3: Sexually aroused monkeys fighting over head of Britney Spears until their brains are blown out.

Plate 4:

Plate 4: Elephant man wearing pants on his head.

Plate 5:

Plate 5: Conjoined twin alligators dancing.

Plate 6:

Plate 6: A cello blessing the multitudes.

Plate 7:

Plate 7: Infant gives birth process two thumbs up

Plate 8:

Plate 8: Pipi Longstocking, angry because her corset is so tight, strangles two blind moles

Plate 9:

Plate 9: Radioactive seahorses dueling during the Apocalypse

Plate 10:

Plate 10: Sarah Palin crawls from Dick Cheney's rectum with the skeleton of a nun in her teeth.