Girl: [Telling story about girlfriends summoning spirits] The problem is, you don’t know in advance what you’ll get. You could get a good spirit, but if you get an evil spirit, it latches onto you and never leaves and hounds you until you commit suicide.
Man: The highest incidence of poltergeists is in households with 14-year-old girls.
Girl: Thanks a lot, dad!
Woman: You’re awful!
Man: Just stating a fact. Something about the psychic energy released during adolescence, maybe.
Girl: Great, now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.
Man: They did a study. Google it if you don’t believe me.