Recently, in an Austrian village…

Girl: [Telling story about girlfriends summoning spirits] The problem is, you don’t know in advance what you’ll get. You could get a good spirit, but if you get an evil spirit, it latches onto you and never leaves and hounds you until you commit suicide.

Man: The highest incidence of poltergeists is in households with 14-year-old girls.

Girl: Thanks a lot, dad!

Woman: You’re awful!

Man: Just stating a fact. Something about the psychic energy released during adolescence, maybe.

Girl: Great, now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

Man: They did a study. Google it if you don’t believe me.