Dear guys looking for actual nymphomania, sorry, wrong website.
I went to the dermatologist last night.
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I went to the dermatologist for three things. My masseuse mentioned a…
I went to the dermatologist last night.
What’s this? I said.
What do you think it is? she asked.
I don’t know, that’s why I came to a dermatologist, I said.
What would you guess? she asked.
I would guess… (How do you say ringworm in German?) I would guess a fungus.
She shook her head. Lyme Disease, she said.
Gah, I said.
She prescribed antibiotics. We discussed another rash (on my face). She said the antibiotics might help that too. She said another thing was nothing to worry about.
I googled Lyme disease when I got home. When I told my doctor that I couldn’t remember getting bit by a tick, at least at that spot (later on I remembered a tick somewhere else) my doctor mentioned that tic nymphs are very small and hard to see and just bite you long enough to infect you and drop off.
I googled Lyme disease when I got home. Geeze. Spirochetes!!! Joint damage. Heart damage. Central nervous system. I have a fat prescription for antibiotics, but still.
Lyme disease, man.
Nymphs, man.
Nymphs, schmymphs.