Life Hack: Quick and easy nipple piercing

Sneeze while a cat is sleeping on your chest.

Life hack: cologne

After showering and before you put your glasses on, when you apply your cologne and are trying to get the bottle pointed in the right direction, you can give the bottle a test spray to see which way to point it or you can hold it real close to your face to try to see where the hole is it squirts out of, just not both at the same time.

Life hack

When driving a truckload of gamelan, brake gently.
Also take it easy on the corners.