I dreamed

about a woman with a miniskirt and no underwear.

that my dick was so big it hit me in the forehead.

that my beard was shiny black.

that my red cat was calico and defied gravity, walking on the wall.

that the beggar woman from the supermarket asked me for alms and i said no.

2 responses to “I dreamed

  1. k

    i visualized this as a robert crumb cartoon.

  2. mig

    and starring steve buscemi.