First, before I forget: is the Nissan Cube a good car or is someone playing a joke on hipsters? We test drove one on Saturday and it seemed okay, but it also seemed as if there were a premium being paid for extra design and coolness, sort of like with the MacBook.
Which I also have, of course, and like.
We decided to wait a while and think about it. Chances are I’ll get a van, which would be larger, and yet cheaper.
I have a year or so with my current car, a Mazda 2, I figured. Then this morning the clutch and transmission got very weird all of a sudden, so maybe not a whole year. I’ll be happy if I can drive home, goddamn it.
I hate cars. At least the ones I can afford.
Two guys came into our house this morning and installed a very large television set. This is apparently connected to the guys who came to our house last week and installed a satellite dish on our roof.
Listen: I remember when dad could go to the store and come home with a box, and take a television set out of the box, and plug it in and you were done. You got maybe 3-4 channels, (not over 1000) and sometimes you had to stand there moving the antenna around while someone on the sofa said, “a little more, no, a little more, no, hang on, it was better before, move it back, no the other way,” but that was it. You didn’t have to communicate with a fucking satellite. You didn’t have to have a guy come to the house because he could navigate twenty different fucking menus. You didn’t have to go back to the store to get a different cable to attach your DVD player because there were no DVD players.
And so on.
When I left for work, my wife was watching a show about weather in Germany.
When I was your age, we had to hunt our TV in the wild.
If you are not getting enough attention in your normal life and any attention is better than no attention, the Cube may be for you.
Yeah that’s what I thought.
The Nissan Cube brochure actually had a picture of a guy with a beard and a porkpie hat in it.
Also it’s a tinny damned thing. I’m skeptical whether an asymmetrical rear window is worth €5000.