Just got off the phone with my mom. She just had two bionic knees installed. My understanding is this works like this: they take a saw and trade your old knees for new knees. The funny part is, she’s already walking around, and is not taking any painkillers. Zero. This woman should be cage fighting.
i went to the eye doctor before yoga tonight about a red thing. she stuck a needle in my eye and asked, “did that hurt?”
well, eyelid actually. i thought of my mom and said, “no, no. fear, yes, pain, no.” it was the truth.
seriously, a needle in the eye. at least it wasn’t a straight razor.