My mom

Just got off the phone with my mom. She just had two bionic knees installed. My understanding is this works like this: they take a saw and trade your old knees for new knees. The funny part is, she’s already walking around, and is not taking any painkillers. Zero. This woman should be cage fighting.

One response to “My mom

  1. mig

    i went to the eye doctor before yoga tonight about a red thing. she stuck a needle in my eye and asked, “did that hurt?”
    well, eyelid actually. i thought of my mom and said, “no, no. fear, yes, pain, no.” it was the truth.
    seriously, a needle in the eye. at least it wasn’t a straight razor.