You know, recently I’d been in the mood to get my ass kicked good somehow, but too chicken to get into a fight with someone cause you know, are they going to stop after you’re in a fetal position on the floor, or will they kick you in the kidneys for a while for fun?
But now I can testify that skiing is a great alternative when you’re in a mood like this.
You’re back! Yay! Hey, nice tan.
Yay indeed! Did I win the Second Annual Feral Living Valentine’s Limerick Contest or what? ;)
Depending on the length and steepness of the slope, skiing can kick you in the kidneys for quite a while after you are in the fetal position.
No fooling. Thanks for the warning. Especially an Austrian slope.