And coffee.
You’re so slim, what’s your secret?
I try not eating, to lose weight, but all it does is make me hungry.
I’d go running, but there might be ice somewhere to slip on; plus to be honest I hate running.
Note: If anyone really sends diet advice, they are requested to attach a picture of themselves naked, to prove they know what they’re talking about.
Relationship management poll: what works best for you – blarney, outright obsequious ass-kissing flattery, naked aggression, a combination of the above, or something else [please detail]?
Language question, since we did so well with “amok” and “berserk” below: what’s the difference between ironic and stupid, which what’s-her-name that singer, Alanis Morissette, uses as synonyms?
picture of me naked? Hahahaha. ummm no. I don’t want you to lose readers. :oP
But my secret is what I call the cereal diet. I just eat cereal, and well, maybe yogurt.
Oh you clever fox, with the picture bit. Fat chance. Heh. Fat. I think that was “ironic.” Ask Alanis. She would probably say that “ironic” is wishing you got real answers to your questions, not this stupid stuff. Hey, wait a minute -there’s the answer!
Ass-kissing while naked works around here. Like that’s any of your business, you perv.
Chapter three of that Guide to Wedded Bliss book is all about the power of oral sex.
Irony is the juxtaposition of two ideas that can be true separately but are so contrastingly not when combined. Or: it’s snotty rhetoric. Alanis Morissette is stupid.
Mig, you know I was just kidding, right? I’m extra stupid today. It’s snowing a lot.
I’m pretty good on amok and berserk, but I’m not aware of any effective methods for dealing with relationships. Maybe there’s a lesson there.
I’ve had success losing weight: exercise more and quit eating hunks of meat (meat-based soups were OK). But recently I just haven’t been able to care, and I’m fat again.