“Now be perfectly honest with me…”

Location: Home office. Husband blogging.

Wife: [enters room] “Now be perfectly honest with me…”
Husband: [without looking up from screen] “You look wonderful. Very becoming haircut. The pants make you look slim.”
Wife: “Um… now I forgot what I wanted to say.” [Walks back out of room as husband chalks another small "X" on wall beside PC.]

2 responses to ““Now be perfectly honest with me…”

  1. Very good! When you’re done with that novel, you should write a Guide to Wedded Bliss.