this strip is so obviously written by a male bug. if it had a little feminine input, it would go something like this:
she: “take out the garbage, will you?”
he: “when you say that, i understand that you are asking me to understand that you are really saying that you wish to be cherished and adored and that i understand ho whard you work what with your fulltime job in the marketplace and your full time mothering around here, to say nothing of fixing up all the messes i make and that i value your time as much as i do my own and, by the way, you look like you have lost a little weight.”
She: “Oh, darling!”
miguel
[all ideas deposited here in the comments, by the way, become the sole property and copyright of feral living and The Bug. i'm just saying.]
this strip is so obviously written by a male bug. if it had a little feminine input, it would go something like this:
she: “take out the garbage, will you?”
he: “when you say that, i understand that you are asking me to understand that you are really saying that you wish to be cherished and adored and that i understand ho whard you work what with your fulltime job in the marketplace and your full time mothering around here, to say nothing of fixing up all the messes i make and that i value your time as much as i do my own and, by the way, you look like you have lost a little weight.”
She: “Oh, darling!”
[all ideas deposited here in the comments, by the way, become the sole property and copyright of feral living and The Bug. i'm just saying.]