A child has been sneaking into my bed at night and kicking me in the head. Sometimes she kicks me other places; in the side, in the hip, in the back. I tried rolling clear over to the edge, but she just expands to fill any available space. Plus she sweats and kicks off the covers. This has been going on for a long time. When I wake I am teetering on the edge of our king-sized mattress, and jump out of bed and hobble downstairs to make coffee, feed the morons cats, etc etc. It’s like living in a Raymond Carver world without the booze.