Michele recently posted a google time-killing activity here, in which you search for “[your name] is” (in the quotes otherwise google skips the “is”) and you come up with a list of wacky sentences about yourself. This also works with other words, however, such as “was” or predict the future with “will”. Alpha – I’m doing this on my coffee break honey, okay?
Today’s list: what does Miguel eat?
- Miguel eats a special cake with relatives.
- Miguel eats all the bean dip.
- Miguel eats, like a big man.
- Miguel eats burritos.
- Miguel eats some orange chicken and makes a face.
- Miguel eats it all.
- Miguel eats Joe’s [deleted] as he strokes.
- Miguel eats, drinks and sleeps at the computer right here on this very page.
[Real content later maybe]
Asked what women want, google responded as follows:
WOMEN WANT a lively mix of features, fun, resources and best of the web picks.
What Women Want. No toupees, no Pink Ladies, and no chicken parm.
Women Want with information, goods, services, questions and answers to questions submitted by others.
Women want their voices heard.
Women Want to Lose Weight.
Women want to be thin to attract a man.
Women ‘want plastic surgery’.
Women want equal prize money.
WOMEN WANT MICROBICIDES FOR STD PREVENTION.
Women want to pick up the groceries without grunting in pain.
Women want men with money PARIS.
Women Want bra tops fit differently than other manufacturers.
Women want jerks.
Women want it all.
michele wants:
Michele wants to split the corpses 3 meals to each Survivor
Michele wants me to stop taking pictures of the freak
Michele wants to watch her porno movie on TV
Michele wants more…..and more…..yes….Ooooo yes…..this is so
amazing….Mmmmmmmm….yes…..God this is so good…..Oooooooo…..so good
Oh yeah, baby, this pasttime (deleted) so good!
Jessica wants to apply EPP’s five guiding principles to her current acquisition effort.
Jessica wants to stay in 1260 England with her battle-hardened knight.
Jessica wants nothing to do with him.
Jessica wants her art to provoke an emotion.
Jessica wants to go to Australia
Jessica wants to do whatever she could to help.
Jessica wants to scream alot.
Jessica wants this.