(crowded palm sunday mass) + (feral 4 year old girl) + (kellog’s extra chocolate sugar crack (you know, the cereal with the commercial where kid eyeballs wearing baseball caps turned backward and tee shirts and tennis shoes are bouncing all around the room like superballs and the old, grey pancreas is sitting on the sofa going “leave me alone you wild kids” and they give it some sugar crack and at the end it’s suddenly in color and wearing a baseball hat turned backwards too and bouncing on the sofa cushions squirting adrenalin everywhere))