Elise

I heard Elise is singing torch songs on a luxury liner in the Bahamas. Anyone else heard that rumor?

5 responses to “Elise

  1. Funny you should mention that. I heard she’d joined a Ramones tribute band and was living in a warehouse on the East River.

  2. And I heard she was milking cows on a farm in Indiana while maintaing a career as a writer of spy fiction.

  3. kd

    i thought she’d been tapped for a high-level cabinet position in that shadow-government they’ve got running in some bunker somewhere. perhaps in a P/R capacity.

  4. D

    I was told she’d started up this underground club under an assumed name where women get together and bitchslap each other: Catfight Club.

  5. Vex

    I also heard that she was doing PR for the shadow government…