23Feb / 2002

Prank call

Mr. Woltron: [answering telephone] “Woltron residenz.”
Anonymous Caller: “Mr. Voltron?”
Mr. W.: “Speaking.”
AC: “The Mr. Voltron? Could I ask you a question?”
Mr. W: “Yes, zis is Woltron, go ahead, I tink.”
AC: “Are you really made of lions?”
Mr. W: “Vat? Oh, not again…”
AC: “How many bombs will it take to win the war on terrorism?”
Mr. W: “Oh, go avay.” [Hangs up telephone]

Posted in Feral Living

Permalink 5 Comments

5 responses to “Prank call”

  1. Miguel

    Come on, it’s funny. Voltron lives in Austria under an assumed name: Woltron, get it?

  2. BtC

    I like the one about the viper better:

    ‘I am the viper and I’m coming for you in two days.’
    “Eek!”
    ‘I am the viper and I’m coming for you in one day.’
    “Eek!”
    ‘I am the viper and I’m standing outside your door.’
    “Eek! What do you want?”
    ‘I am the viper and I’ve come to vipe your vindows.’

    (gosh – I loved third grade.)

  3. michele

    I got it Mig.

    I thought it was funny.

  4. Jessica

    I’m still giggling over here…

  5. Mig

    yes, that’s me with blue paint on my face on the feratel home page.