Let’s do the Sunday mailbag thing. We’ll just unzip this heavy old mailbag and see what our readers have sent in.
["zzzip"]
[a few starved-looking moths flutter out. Miguel turns the apparently empty bag upside-down, shakes, nothing falls out]
That reminds me of an anecdote – did you know that Alexander Graham Bell invented the zipper? At least, I believe it was him. Someone do a google search and verify that, you there, the anal-retentive one, get on that right now. Whoever it was worked on a mail train as a young man, and was often slapped about the head by his supervisor because he was so slow at buttoning- and unbuttoning the mail bags. Slapped so thoroughly that his hearing was damaged. So he invented the zipper to speed up the process.
Hrm. Hang on, here’s a bit of mail after all. Someone wants to know where the “about” page is. I guess I don’t reveal enough personal information in this space. See, the thing is, I have seen so many really good about pages? That anything I could write, eh, you know. So occasionally I reveal something personal directly in my blog. Like this (which happened this afternoon): My daughters were at their grandparents watching TV, which they occasionally do on Sundays when their mother is in Japan. After my workout, and lunch, I joined them to watch a …
Anal-retentive person: I have it. It wasn’t Alexander Graham Bell by any stretch of the imagination. It was, according to uselessknowledge.com, Whitcomb L. Judson.
Thank you. As I was saying, after lunch I joined my daughteres to watch a 1999 British animated film (I missed the beginning, and do not know the English title) about two children…
Anal-retentive person: Hang on! Stop the presses! A scandal of historic proportions has been unearthed at Zipper Facts for Kids . According to them, it was actually Elias Howe who invented the zipper, but he was so busy inventing his sewing machine that he never got around to marketing his zipper invention. Whoa! I see enchantedlearning.com fell for the Judson myth, but interestingly points out that B.F. Goodrich coined the word “zipper”.
Ah. Anyway, the movie was about two children, brother and sister, who make friends with fairies, enter their kingdom through the fairy oak, and after several adventures save the fairly kingdom from the king’s evil brother. At the end, lounging there on the sofa between my daughters as the credits rolled, I noticed – despite the fact that the animation, which consisted of a disturbing mixture of apparently live-action photography (landscapes), computer-animated graphics and old-fashioned cel animation (for example, a cel animated man would be smoking a pipe, and the smoke would be computer-animated) was very unsettling and somehow evil-seeming – that I was very nearly, or perhaps even actually, crying, but only just a tiny bit.
Alright, another letter. Ah. What’s up with the Shoe Project, they want to know. Working on it. Currently still parked at the old Feral Living site, but I have big plans for it. I would like to improve the design somewhat, and include very short texts with the shoe pictures. I’ll let you know, probably sometime in February or March. So start thinking about images of shoes that are somehow significant to you, and very short stories about why they are so special.