Yes, we’ll always miss his acerbic wit.
At least, that’s what we thought.
But can we be so sure? Was the recent report of his demise an exaggeration? Or is something altogether more sinister going on?
You have, I am sure, by now already heard the odd rumors of Punk sightings. At first, they were no more than hysteria, reported only in the fringe press and taken seriously by no one.
Except those of us who knew the Punk more closely.
Who would believe a vision of the Punk in toast? On a tortilla? On a bedsheet? But meticulously, those of us who knew him collected and shared the proof. Then, the appearances grew more… concrete. A previously-unrecognized face on the Easter Islands. The Two Heads of the Punk, previously unnoticed, in an old photograph of a mushroom cloud. And again in a photograph of the Kennedy motorcade in Dallas. Is this the Punk, dispassionately observing Jack Ruby’s shooting of Lee Harvey Oswald?
What does this all mean? What does the Punk want to tell us? Does he come from the Past or from the Future?

Using state-of-the art search programs, we have scoured the Internet for further proof.

Ultimately, we found it. In a photograph of the Dalai Lama: that is the Punk in the background, posing as a Tibetan monk. But why? What does he want to tell us? May peace prevail? From the Bulletproof Punk? I think not.
Then this turned up: slowing down the imagery on the Internet’s most recent – and some say most disturbing – meme, we discovered just what makes it so frightening.
Following a hunch, I loaded up my photographic equipment and took to the Austrian hills outside Salzburg. That’s where the signs seemed to be leading me. Exhausted after a day of rough hiking, I was ready to throw in the towel when I finally saw him, with my own eyes.

Or were hunger, cold and fatigue merely causing me to hallucinate?
You decide.

Before you discount what I say here as the ramblings of a notorious fraud, go visit these other sites of people claiming to have seen the Punk. Yes, I sorely miss his acerbic wit. If only… if only…