But here are a few:
1)I resolve to bitch and rant about drivers who: pull in front of me and then slam on their brakes, drive faster than me, drive slower than me, or, worst of all, speed up to drive at exactly the same speed when I try to pass them. I resolve further to:
2)…not change banks even though our bank, faced with the choice of fixing software problems in the course of the transition to the Euro or simply killing our ATM cards did the latter, explaining to us when we complained about the inconvenience of being caught cashless with dead ATM cards that “A notice was posted in the bank lobby”, on the assumption that something equally stupid would eventually happen at any other bank I might change to.
3)…continue to raise my daughters to be interesting ball-busting divas, to the best of my ability.
4)…stay bewildered.
5)…lose weight.
6)…spend more time watching the lava lamp with my wife, if you know what I mean.