…Alpha and Gamma were reading the newspaper.
- Alpha: Oh, I can’t go running today. There’s an 3xhib1ti0nist fL4shing women and m4sturb4t1ng by the creek.
Gamma: That the police sketch?
Alpha: Yep. 1.75 tall, heavy build. Between 43 and 48 years old.
Gamma: Can’t be dad, dad’s taller.
Gamma: And not as fat.
Alpha: And he doesn’t have a moustache.
Nice of them to go there immediately. What’ve you ever done to them? (On second thought, perhaps you ought not answer that.)
I suppose when one thing is right, in this case the age, one needs to eliminate the others…
Insomnia. So I’m catching up.
Speaking of weirdos on the loose. I thought I read in “Heute” that a phantom stabber is on the loose — latest victim in Heilegenstadt. WTF?