…Alpha and Gamma were reading the newspaper.
- Alpha: Oh, I can’t go running today. There’s an 3xhib1ti0nist fL4shing women and m4sturb4t1ng by the creek.
Gamma: That the police sketch?
Alpha: Yep. 1.75 tall, heavy build. Between 43 and 48 years old.
Gamma: Can’t be dad, dad’s taller.
Gamma: And not as fat.
Alpha: And he doesn’t have a moustache.