Don’t forget to enter the Annual Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest.

Read the rules first! This means you!
• Must be a real limerick! I.e. a verse form of five chiefly anapestic verses of which lines one, two and five are of three feet and lines three and four are of two feet, with a rhyme scheme of aabba!
• Has no chance to win unless it includes medical pioneer, microscopic animal or skin condition!
• Deadline 14 February 2005!

Oh, and link the contest already (the original post, not this one).