Description: Small, salty and twisted.
May have changed appearance to avoid detection, but authorities doubt it will ever go straight. Unconfirmed sightings: Oktoberfest – Munich; New Braunfels, TX.
Inform local authorities immediately if you spot this pretzel, but do not attempt to apprehend by yourself.
Wanted
Posted in Feral Living
I think it should be allowed to roam free. Who knows – maybe it’ll do it right next time?
You ought to admit you’re outclassed here. Call in some tacos to hunt it down.
I thought it was a soft pretzel. See, that’s what pretzel profiling will get you.
definitely not soft.
it’s hard.
the president choked on it, after all.
well, sometimes you forget the whole “chew first then swallow” thing when you’re drunk like that. either that, or the pretzel part is a lie & he was just plain plastered.
just a theory.
if you catch it, i’ll eat it.
oh my god! that’s the thing that attacked George Bush, almost “choked” him to death (mmm hmmm).