Man, on phone

Man: So will you be there or will you be somewhere else?

Other person: Yes.

Man: … Yes, you will be there, or yes you will be somewhere else?

Other person: [Insert sound effect signifying thinking]

Man: Yes you will be there or no you will be somewhere else?

Man: Will you be there or not?

Man: Will you be there? Yes or no?

Other person: Yes.

Man: Yes?

Man: Yes, you will be there?

Other person: Yes.

Man: Okay.

Yes, why not?

Yes, maybe you should.

As long as it doesn’t hurt anybody.

Including you.

You only live once.

Yes.