I was going to write something about the GOP and WTF and the correct spelling of goddammit/goddamnit and my preference for the former, but I got sidetracked and now all I have to say is thank you, Whiskey River, for the links to Lassie & Timmy.
That is all.
Now, please gaze at this small penlight while I put on my sunglasses. There. It was only swamp gas, and a weather balloon.