- Whenever he was left home alone as a boy, Eric Chernobyl went into his mother’s closet and wore her shoes, especially the corduroy boots with the zips and black crepe soles, although he wasn’t picky.
- Yolanda Smith shoplifted a pint of peppermint schnapps while on a ski holiday in Austria.
- Walking to catch a train, Boris Egan saw a naked lady standing in the window of a big yellow house. For the following month, he made sure to walk past the house at the same time of day every day, but he never saw her again.
- Pat Gregory goes to yard sales, where he leaves trinkets to which he has stuck price tags, after stealing them from his wife.
- Belinda Carlisle doesn’t really understand twitter.