I love you

Man: You know how sometimes people have, like, secret signs they make across crowded rooms or whatever to say, ‘I love you?’

Girl: [Does something with phone.] Wut?

Man: You know, secret signs, like, for example somebody tugs their earlobe like this and the other persons sees it and it’s like they’re saying, ‘I love you’ in secret sign language.

Girl: [Blink]

Man: We should do something like that.

Girl: [Gives man the finger with both hands]

Man: [Grimaces and balls fists] Oh, man, I was going to suggest that!

Girl: [Does something with phone]