Improving the urban experience

I was just wondering
if commuting would be improved
by more vocal Jehovah’s Witnesses
like, if they cat-called
passersby, like
hey, sinner, hey, hey!
and instead of just holding their
Watchtowers, they waved them
or fanned themselves with them
when they got hot in their overcoats
hey, enjoy your apocalypse, sinner!
sinner, hey!