Man: You know what I really hate? The way the concept of ‘capture’ has grown central to modern capitalism. Plutocratic capture of the courts. Regulatory capture. Brand capture, like the way Apple ‘forces’ you to buy only Apple products at inflated prices. Design capture, as in the way modern cars and appliances are impossible to fix yourself, down to changing a headlight… Hey, is that a box?

Girl:???

Man: It’s a box! Your cat like that box?

Girl: ADD much?

Captive Audience: Deedeedeedee! Deedee! Dee.Dee!