At the newsstand, glossy advice: Summer of Sex, 56 Things You’ve Never Tried; Secrets to Great Abs; 40 Secret Rules of Being a Guy. On and on. It’s like an industry.
Let’s make a magazine. Put your headlines and or articles in the comments.
Those articles used to disappoint me until I stopped reading them. A load of pork, or air (perhaps both, like those bacon-rind things they sell in the store in the chips section) wrapped around an obvious core. Want great abs? Lose the fat and do a ton of situps. The secret of losing weight? Eat less. Quit smoking? Stop putting cigarettes in your mouth.
56 things you’ve never tried
Those are the rules for being a _good_ guy. The rules for being an average guy are much looser.
By the way, did you say you had a Colt .41? Do they make them in that size? On purpose? Or did you pick it up at a factory outlet store next to the albums in the 33 2/3 bin?
It was quite old.
http://www.coltparts.com/edcox/cx_554.JPG
and
http://www.coltparts.com/aguns2_da.html
I never fired it, though. It was built for black powder shells, and I only had regular gunpowder ones, and figured it would be a bad idea to use those.
It was my understanding that they made rifles in the same caliber, with the idea that one could use the same ammo for both.
you remind me of guido brunetti, do you know who that is? well, you do.
Guido rocks. Every time we go to Venice we loiter in front of the police station looking for him.
i can’t believe you know who that is. i’m glad i started reading this again, that’s all. whee!
But what if the short pants are hot?
Surely there is an allowence for short hot pants.
ha ha…crazy list…will verify with any males i know of…
41. Become a fabulous kisser. practice, practice!
I’m sitting here right now, eating cherries and tying the stems into knots, inside my mouth, with my tongue.
Acually, I’m not, I’m just trying unsuccessfully. But I’ve done it once, I remember.