Relationship tip

When you call into work from home and one of the hot secretaries answers, don’t expect your wife to appreciate all the different levels of irony when you purr into the phone, “hey beautiful, this is Mig.”

2 responses to “Relationship tip

  1. Silvia

    Make sure that at least the secretaries are appreciating it

  2. I bet the hot secretary laughed with her when, ten minutes later, she hit redial and purred, “Hey, beautiful. He’s married. With kids. And a hedgehog.”