Some people I’m related to ran in a 5k race in Vienna today together with 9000 other women and Gamma and I watched and cheered them on. Weather was perfect, overcast and cool and windless and Gamma got to jump around in an inflated castle with other little kids and I saw this beautiful woman sitting in the VIP area who I thought looked a lot like Waris Dirie, only better looking and when we got home someone told me that Waris Dirie had been at the race, and I was all like, Well, I saw someone even better-looking.

Also, Ronald Reagan was still alive?