- C: [Knocks on door.]
Man: [Opens door]
C: [Rubs against door frame, licks ass. Looks at person who let him in]
C: [Eyes get enormous. Flinches, cowers. Crouches, ready to flee.]
Man: Oh, calm down, would you?
C: [Takes a step back, then another]
Man: It’s only a haircut. It’s still me. See? [Smiles, shrugs.]
C: [Cowers, with a very serious expression on face.]
Man: What is it with you and heads, anyway? Whenever my head changes it freaks you out. I wear a hat and you have a heart attack. It’s just a haircut, dude.
C: [Jumps straight up and darts under kitchen table when man raises hand and runs fingers through short, stubbly hair. C's eyes glow in dark.]
Man: Sorry, was that a threatening motion? You and heads.
C: [Flinches, ready to run]
Man: BOOGABOOGA! GRAAAAGGHH!