Woman: You could be a famous singer, you know. [Sips coffee.]
Man: [Chews cornflakes.] Say what?
Woman: I mean, you have a great voice.

Man: Aw.
Woman: And you’re good-looking.
Man: Aw.
Cat: [Looks up in anticipation.]
Woman: Your problem is the personality.
Man: …
Cat: Heh.
Woman: [Sips coffee, turns page of newspaper.]