The little demon wet our bed last night. On my side, of course. If we only had two, he’d make a good slipper. Or a glove. And someone shut the old cat in a cupboard this morning, and no human confessed, so I’m starting to wonder…
Is it a red cat, by any chance? Our red cat is evil as well. It used to break into neighbors’ homes until the neighbor cat kicked its ass on our doorstep once. Now it’s an indoor cat. But still naughty.
The little demon wet our bed last night. On my side, of course. If we only had two, he’d make a good slipper. Or a glove. And someone shut the old cat in a cupboard this morning, and no human confessed, so I’m starting to wonder…
Is it a red cat, by any chance? Our red cat is evil as well. It used to break into neighbors’ homes until the neighbor cat kicked its ass on our doorstep once. Now it’s an indoor cat. But still naughty.