A good thing to do, try this, a good thing to do is lay on the floor. Lie there and listen to whatever. The traffic, the hum of electrical devices charging on your nightstand, your heartbeat.

It’s okay if it’s a wooden floor, you get used to it fast and it doesn’t hurt. Extra points if you have a walk-in closet. When designing your home or shopping for your rental, did you think of that? How nice a walk-in closet is? It is, because when everyone else is downstairs or in another room, you can get in there on the floor and scoot over underneath the rack where your suits hang and lie there. Looking up into the tubes of the suit sleeves and pantlegs, it’s like a delicious rest in a peaceful wool/polyester blend forest. Instead of moss it smells a little bit like you, and you’ll be happy to learn this turns out to be a nice thing. You always thought you had some nasty BO, because if you stick your head into your armpit after a bad day, of course it smells gamey. But just a little, like this, is pleasant. This is what people smell when they smell you; except for the relatively few who stick their heads into your armpits.

It is dark and it smells nice and it’s warm here under the suits. No wonder the cats are always back here. You can close your eyes and doze a little while everyone looks for you. Where is he? He has to put gas into the car. You would make a nice smelling, pleasant forest. What a relaxing discovery. You would like a forest like that. You could spend a lot of time there.