Been getting hits from searches for that phrase, as well variations like “freedom of assemble” etc. I’m honored.

For anyone who stumbles across this site looking for serious information, here’s a short excerpt from the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of special privileges for pre-assembled furniture and quasi-furniture products, from Sweden or any other country either within Scandinavia or outside, nor prohibiting the free assembly thereof; or abridging the freedom to include nonsensical diagrams and instructions or schematic drawings inside the packing materials, possibly sealed closed with heavy-duty packing tape so that said instructions or diagrams are torn irretrievably upon unpacking, or requiring that all items required for assembly actually really be included in the little plastic bag of screws inside the box, said bag which may or may not be composed of Kevlar or similar impenetrable material; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances except where prohibited by law or for stock sold at a discount.