Man: Here, let me brush your teeth so we can go, finally. Say “Ah”.
Girl: [Sniff, sniff]
Man: And blow your nose. First blow your nose. Here’s a Kleenex, blow your nose.

Girl: Is that a new tie?
Man: It’s an old… don’t change the subject.
Girl: It’s a nice tie. Sure it’s not new?
Man: I just don’t wear it too often. Now blow your nose.
Girl: Uh-uh.
Man: [Sigh] If you don’t blow your nose, you’ll get all stuffed up worse than you are. And if you get stuffed up, you remember last time you got the earache and inner-ear infection and we had to go to the doctor at the hospital and your eardrum burst? If you get another ear infection like that we can’t fly, which means our trip to America to visit your grandparents is in the shitter.
Girl: Lalalalalala.
Man: [Holds Kleenex over her nose] Blow.
Girl: [Blows]

Man: Okay, let’s go.
Girl: Teeth.
Man: Gah.